Take a jungle trek across the central mountain range of Costa Rica.  Don't forget your machete and rubber boots.  If you make it across the mountains, whip out your canoe, or make one out of a tree with your machete (in unprotected land of course!) and row yourself to Tortuguero. If a Jaguar ate your machete, you will have to swim.

NOTE: You probably will die in the mountains, but if you make it that far, you will probably die in the river from exhaustion.

Disclaimer: Tortuguerovillage.com is not responsible for any deaths that occur by following the directions on this page.

Our advice: travel to Tortuguero a different, safer way.